rosesalts:

when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie

macklemoré

(via orgasm)

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disproven:

traceymoesby:

kohwala:

telepath more like telepathetic

this sounds like something Magneto would say before high fiving Mystique

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idioticteen:

*trys to hit high note of favorite song*

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chickiefingie:

hey mom can you help me roll this blunt

(via orgasm)

meta18:

aphdenmark:

when will ppl shut up about that ice movie

ice age was good fuck off

(via pizza)

owlturdcomix:

Supplies dwindle.

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snapchatting:

what is flirting it sounds dangerous

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erlynntheemerald:

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So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.

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lordoftheinternet:

i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck

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